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Posted by I’ve already mentioned how confusing business-speak can be, both to the language learner and the native speaker. How often have you heard someone give a presentation and had no idea what they were actually talking about?
The Business Sentence Generator is a fun little application that uses a standard sentence structure and combines it with business-speak phrases and buzzwords to randomly create sentences worthy of the flashiest, most content-free business presentation in the world.
Here are the first four sentences it gave me. It’s a little disconcerting how genuinely corporate they sound.
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen…
From a historical point of view, the recent re-engineering necessitates supply chain integration.
Although…
In pursuit of unique opportunities, our burn rate is further compounded by considering a novel quality vector.
However…
Given the undue reliance on derivative materials, a transaction-enabled platform stabilises a tangible return.
In conclusion…
To proactively manage profit, our contingency schematic embraces our exceedance of standards.
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